I know, I write about this every single spring. I swear that God gave me this brown skin to live in warmer climates - but I live here, in the northwest where I am rapidly accumulating moss between my toes. If everyone I love would move to Palm Springs I would be there in a heartbeat. But no, everyone I love lives right here so I am staying and learning to love gray, rain and cool weather. Do you think if I say that 100 an hour I might come to believe that? I love rain, I love gray skies, I love cool weather, I love rain, I love gray skies, I love . . .
Oh, definitely go with double nipples. Then when people say, "Excuse me?" you say double nickles and make them think they're pervs. Happy Birthday!
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